So I was walking around Best Buy yesterday, checking out their incredibly underwhelming variety of gaming headsets and cpu fans, when I heard something I wasn’t used to, dance music. Sure, Best Buy, like many other electronics retailers, constantly have sound systems and televisions blaring, but this was out of place for one reason: It was coming from the video game section. Many people who listen to dance music could easily identify Benny Benasi’s Satisfaction, but what baffled me is that it was coming from the console that is usually playing Guitar Hero. Has Guitar Hero broadened their music selection beyond band/rock music? And how exactly would you play something like that on a guitar? I was intrigued.
As I peered over the boxes of overpriced usb ports and wifi routers, I saw something that looked like Guitar Hero, but in just as many ways as it looked liked it, it was different. The ‘highway’ was there, though it was curved, as if you were looking at the edge of a spinning record. The colors were there, but the symbols blew my mind. And then I looked at what the player was using to navigate this club hip-hop beat. A TURNTABLE. wuh-waaaah? My eyes quickly shot to a display box of what game he was playing: DJ HERO. wuh-waaaah?
I swallowed the small amount of vomit collected in my mouth that usually comes from when you realize something is terribly wrong with the world. Before I say anything else, let me say this: DO THESE PEOPLE NEED MORE MONEY? (ok, silly question)
But then I thought about it a little while, and it all started to make sense. I’m going to be honest, I don’t play Guitar Hero, and I don’t particularly care for it. The main reason being that I don’t listen to that kind of music. I’m not a mainstream music goer, so I don’t know these songs, and so I don’t really want to ‘play’ them. What I do listen to is techno/club/dance/trance, which I was sure they would never have a Guitar-esque game for. But when I heard the remix of Gorillaz’ (do the plural possessive rules still apply, even if it ends in a Z?) Feel Good Inc., my time was immediately invested into finding out more about this wonderful device.
The ‘controller’ is a turntable, with 3 buttons on a ’scratchable’ faux-record, and a stationary button to the side. You play it similarly to Guitar Hero, but instead of strumming on beat, you press a specific color and ’scratch’ the record back a forth. Imagine for a moment you are playing charades, it’s your turn to play, and you must depict a DJ. What do you do? That’s exactly what this is like. I can see how this may seem like a cool idea, but I gotta get something off my back about it. THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS! On a guitar, yes, pressing on certain parts of the guitar while strumming will make different sounds, I get it. On a turntable, there is more to mixing music than scratching the music at defined intervals. But I guess having a sound archive of hundreds of songs and sounds, bass and treble modulation and a full size sound board would make the game too “real.”
I feel like they could make a game where you have to write a book, sell you a color-coded keyboard, and make everything you type come out in another language. Just so you know that, once you become a pro, all your hard earned skill and precious time couldn’t be put to doing the real thing.
Anyway, I definetely see the appeal of a DJ Hero. Giving those who enjoy other types of music a chance to shine. Though, while I can see this being a good party game (to listen to), I don’t know how you would actually have anyone playing with you and make that fun. Maybe next we’ll see Cowbell Hero. Oh right, too real.